Hi.
Hi. How may I help you?
How are you?
Fine. You?
I’m good.
How may I help you?
Can I have one exspresso and a latte?
Course. Anything else?
Yes, actually. Can I get it extra frothy? But not too much. Just enough. Excetera.
Excetera?
Yeah. You know what that means, right?
I do, actually.
Okay then.
That all?
Yep.
Name?
What?
Your name?
Oh. Umm, it’s Ra—nevermind. It’s Rachel.
Final answer?
What?
Rachael with an ‘A’?
Of course. How else would it be spelt? Also, does it matter?
Would you prefer me to spell your fake name wrong?
Well, no.
Then okay.
What?
Your total will be…… seven dollars and eighty-three cents.
Do you mind if I pay exact? Trying to get rid of these coins.
Not at all.
Okay.… Five, six, seven, and 25, 50, 75, 80, 81, 82, and 83. Here you g—Fucking cunt. Sorry. Not you.
I’m not a cunt?
Correct. You are not a cunt, yes. I was talking about myself.
So… you’re the cunt.
Yes. I’m the cunt. Not you. I’m sorry.
Okay. I don’t know to say.
Just, uhh, let me pick them up. I swear I didn’t do it on porpoise.
Thank you. Here’s your receipt. They’ll call your name when it’s ready.